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24

Apr

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

petroliuus:

destructiondragon360:

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

wait what’s the joke

reincarnation

facebook:
12 years olds bragging about having sex
tumblr:
18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them

(Source: reddit.com)

23

Apr

tyleroakley:

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

the newest addition to my bucket list

(Source: johto-jordan)

Parks and Recreation s06e14

(Source: knopeforall)

tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

Tatiana Maslany’s roles in 2x01

(Source: divergents)

flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

(Source: brolinskeep)

halletrujah:

*looks at homework*

say something i’m giving up on you

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

image

dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it

(Source: metalgender)